Writing about Writing: Being McMalkovich.

Writing a novel, hey?
Daddy Pig: One day he’s gonna snap. Just you wait, Peppa.
Satan: Misunderstood. Super gay.
The Gef gang in their usual state: Lubricated beyond the realms of possibility.
Find a happy place.
Orwell: Ghostwriter for Davina McCall and the far-right.
“I wish we could tell them we use shit instead of chocolat, Francois”
Hungry like the wasp!
Pingu: Another workshy immigrant.,
Moira Stewart: Ageing gracefully.
Morrissey: Hero yesterday, cunt right now.

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